Sophistication: How one flannel onesie can change your life

What is sophistication? The dictionary defines it as, “the quality of being sophisticated.” Gee, thanks, dictionary. We define it as swagging out in a refined and gentlemanly manner. Sophistication is  appreciating the small things in life: the smell of roses, the gentle breeze on a midsummer evening, two nacho chips stuck together to make one giant chip, a roll of velvet toilet paper, etc.

A sophisticated gentleman drinks wine in front of a roaring fire while wearing a flannel onesie

Here at Flannel Fiend Inc., we  strive to achieve the utmost level of sophistication in all aspects of life. This, of course, includes wearing superlative lounging attire. A fine wine and a fine hound should always be paired with a fine flannel onesie. An eagle can’t soar if she’s stuck on the ground with a flock of turkeys; you can’t achieve sophistication without donning the proper attire. Buy your flannel onesie today. Don’t be a turkey.