What is sophistication? The dictionary defines it as, “the quality of being sophisticated.” Gee, thanks, dictionary. We define it as swagging out in a refined and gentlemanly manner. Sophistication is appreciating the small things in life: the smell of roses, the gentle breeze on a midsummer evening, two nacho chips stuck together to make one giant chip, a roll of velvet toilet paper, etc.
A sophisticated gentleman drinks wine in front of a roaring fire while wearing a flannel onesie
Here at Flannel Fiend Inc., we strive to achieve the utmost level of sophistication in all aspects of life. This, of course, includes wearing superlative lounging attire. A fine wine and a fine hound should always be paired with a fine flannel onesie. An eagle can’t soar if she’s stuck on the ground with a flock of turkeys; you can’t achieve sophistication without donning the proper attire. Buy your flannel onesie today. Don’t be a turkey.
