Volcom Men’s Flannel Shirt

Jun 16

Sometimes a man makes a flannel; sometimes a flannel makes a man. This plaid-patterned shirt can change a man, boil him down to his most basic instincts. It brings out the wildness that’s been stewing dormant within as he sits in his cubicle typing away day after day of his mundane, miserable existence. As he clasps that final button on his collar and steps out into the urban wilderness, he feels something he hasn’t felt in years: unadultered swag.

Our beclothed hero summits the highest viewpoint in his vicinity, risking his life and his sanity, and tearing his pants. Each rung on the tower symbolizes the albatrosses of his life as he climbs to the top and targets his prize; Metaphors abound.

A man pushed to his limits by the perils of society has donned a Volcom mens flannel shirt and climbed the highest pole in his vicinity

The moment has arrived. When fear and desire intertwine into a glorious portrait of triumph, only then one can achieve greatness. The mind’s eye focuses, the pupil receding into a pinpoint, as all else blurs into meaninglessness. THE ATTACK!!! so sweet and tender, like a newborn babe plucked from his mother’s bosom.

The man in a fit of fury has grabbed an axe and begins to attack. The Volcum flannel has brought out his inner rage.

Finally, the deed is done. But our hero now has a taste for blood. The Volcum flannel shirt has consumed him; he will never return to a cubicle again! Until tomorrow at 7:30, in a polo.